NUDE MATH

Mathematics with NOTHING to hide!!!

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Stevie Dalton, shirtless, throwing double rock horns in an office chair

Stevie Dalton
Founder & Chief Mathematician

Hello and welcome to NUDE MATH, the only web site on the entire Information Superhighway dedicated to mathematics as nature intended it: stripped down, out in the open, and completely unashamed.

My name is Stevie Dalton and I believe math has been wearing too many clothes for too long. Underneath all of that is something simple, beautiful, and a little bit hairy. That's Nude Math with Stevie Dalton.

HOT! nudemath.com, against all odds, debuts in 2026.

Where: In-person tutoring in Boston, Winthrop, and Revere, plus rural Rhode Island on the holidays. Online tutoring anywhere with a modem. Request a session »

What is Nude Math?

  • No jargon. If a word needs a Greek letter to be scary, we take the Greek letter off.
  • No gatekeeping. You do not need to be "a math person." Nobody is a math person.
  • No shame. Got a question you were too embarrassed to ask in 7th grade? Ask it here.
  • No clothes. Nothing between us, God, and numbers.

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Problem of the Week NEW!

Stevie owns 0 shirts and buys 3 shirts every day for a week. He gives away 2 shirts every day to people who look cold. At the end of the week, how many shirts does Stevie own, and why is he still not wearing one?

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7 shirts. He is not wearing one because Nude Math is a lifestyle. Also, note that this is a linear problem: 7 × (3 − 2) = 7. Congratulations, you just did algebra with no clothes on it.

Send your solution to steviedalton@proton.me. Winners receive a "Certificate of Nude Math Excellence" (PDF, 14 KB).

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